CUK Independence Party

[MarillionFan]

In light of Nigel Faranges decision to stand for election in 2015 I think we should set up the CUK Independence Party & contest a number of seats. It's only £500 to stand after all.

We will of course have to come up with some policies, a slogan, elect a leader and get a shadow cabinet together to represent us.

What should out policies be?

Revoke BN66?
BTL for all?
No more Bobs?
10 Years jail for those who lick the chutney spoon?

Who's standing and who wants to run for leader?

[SimonMac]

In light of Nigel Faranges decision to stand for election in 2015 I think we should set up the CUK Independence Party & contest a number of seats. It's only £500 to stand after all.

We will of course have to come up with some policies, a slogan, elect a leader and get a shadow cabinet together to represent us.

What should out policies be?

Revoke BN66?
BTL for all?
No more Bobs?
10 Years jail for those who lick the chutney spoon?

Who's standing and who wants to run for leader?

Perma deportation of MF to the US?

[Old Hack]

Perma deportation of MF to the US?

They wouldn't take him full time, better send him to Aus and raise the Average IQ of both countries.

[SimonMac]

They wouldn't take him full time, better send him to Aus and raise the Average IQ of both countries.

I thought when MF took an IQ test the results came back negative?

[Old Hack]

I thought when MF took an IQ test the results came back negative?

Well, I am told they did request a DNA check to ensure he wasn't amoeba like, but the average IQ would still rise in both countries if he did leave.

[doodab]

any nominations?

Shadow foreign secretary: AtW
Shadow chancellor: sasguru
Shadow education seceratary: gibbon
shadow employment minister: DA
shadow home seceratary: old hack
shadow environment minister: pjclarke

[pmeswani]

Re: CUK Independence Party

In light of Nigel Faranges decision to stand for election in 2015 I think we should set up the CUK Independence Party & contest a number of seats. It's only £500 to stand after all.

We will of course have to come up with some policies, a slogan, elect a leader and get a shadow cabinet together to represent us.

What should out policies be?

Revoke BN66?
BTL for all?
No more Bobs?
10 Years jail for those who lick the chutney spoon?

Who's standing and who wants to run for leader?

What about No more IR35? And lifetime prison for Bliar?

[sasguru]

any nominations?

Shadow foreign secretary: AtW
Shadow chancellor: sasguru
Shadow education seceratary: gibbon
shadow employment minister: DA
shadow home seceratary: old hack
shadow environment minister: pjclarke

Feck me. A dream team if ever there was one.

[Old Hack]

any nominations?

Shadow foreign secretary: AtW
Shadow chancellor: sasguru
Shadow education seceratary: gibbon
Shadow employment Minister: DA
Shadow home seceratary: old hack
Shadow environment Minister: pjclarke
Shadow Health Minister: Shaunybhoy

This could be a fun list to build

[KentPhilip]

I should be the leader. That way they can have a clown, loony, and fruitcase all in one!