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Why Cliphead is irresistible

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    Why Cliphead is irresistible

    Music really is the food of love: French scientists find that carrying a guitar increases your chance of getting a date by a third | Mail Online

    Carrying a guitar can increase the chances of you getting a date by a third, according to a study by researchers from the University of South Brittany.

    The study found that women were 31% more likely to give their number to a man carrying a guitar - double the amount of people who would give their number to the same man when he was empty-handed.

    But this technique only works if your a man, women are not seen any more or less attractive if they carry a musical instrument.
    Women that are breathing is normally enough, though having met an old friend that has put on 4 stone didn't look so hot today, too polite to tell her!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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    So you just carry a guitar around in every-day life...?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      If I wasn't a musician I'd still be a virgin.
      Me, me, me...

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        #4
        I own three guitars .....








        .... not much room next to me on the train this morning

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          #5
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          So you just carry a guitar around in every-day life...?
          I have a roadie that does that. Oh, wait...
          Me, me, me...

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            So you just carry a guitar around in every-day life...?
            Even if you can't play it? Does that count?

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              #7
              I have a cello - would that work?
              How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                #8
                I have one of these, not boasting like...

                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #9
                  Would you attract a more sophisticated lady by dragging a grand piano round?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    Would you attract a more sophisticated lady by dragging a grand piano round?
                    Yes, but it would probably be an overweight one

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