Everton's Next Manager

**stek** · 9 May 2013, 12:32

Originally posted by Mikeoc1962 View Post

Wayne Rooney as Everton player manager.

Everton need a manager
Utd want to get rid of him
Boyhood

fan returns to lead club on and off the pitch.

Rooney needs a brain.

**quackhandle** · 9 May 2013, 12:33

It's going to be Agent Rafa.

qh

**d000hg** · 9 May 2013, 12:42

Now they have RVP they can let Rooney go. But Everton couldn't possibly afford him. Maybe Chelsea?

**proggy** · 9 May 2013, 12:46

Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Now they have RVP they can let Rooney go. But Everton couldn't possibly afford him. Maybe Chelsea?

Any other British club is a step down from Man Utd, I reckon he is off to Barca or Real.

**original PM** · 9 May 2013, 12:47

PSG I reckon

**stek** · 9 May 2013, 12:50

Everton's Next Manager

Originally posted by proggy View Post

Any other British club is a step down from Man Utd, I reckon he is off to Barca or Real.

He'd have to speak the lingo though, which is a shame because his English has really improved lately...

**proggy** · 9 May 2013, 12:56

Originally posted by stek View Post

He'd have to speak the lingo though, which is a shame because his English has really improved lately...

But not really, Beckham played there and he is hardly the brightest.

**Doggy Styles** · 9 May 2013, 13:08

Originally posted by original PM View Post

PSG I reckon

You might be right there. They have loads of money and look like they could.

Where else could he go in England? The only ones who could afford him are Chelsea or Man City. Possibly Spurs or Arsenal as well, but he'd want to challemge for titles so I doubt he go to either of them.

**Old Hack** · 9 May 2013, 13:11

Originally posted by proggy View Post

But not really, Beckham played there and he is hardly the brightest.

But managed to speak Spanish to the press...

If you think Beckham is dumb, Rooney will provide a new yardstick for that particular measure.

Everton's Next Manager