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FrancoLondinium
20th June 2005, 11:54
Isn't she so cute?

http://www.maria-sharapova.me.uk/graphics/gallery/maria_sharapova_revealing_top.jpg

sasguru
20th June 2005, 11:56
Bloody hell, got to go and touch meself again ...

SupremeSpod
20th June 2005, 11:58
Franco, I've told you before, too much wanking will make you go blind!

WTF does 'cute' mean?

If you mean eminently shaggable, then say "eminently shaggable"! Cute is squirrels, shaggable is Sharapova!

Unless of course your name is Xoggoth!

Board Game Geek
20th June 2005, 12:01
Looks like another Chav-Clone to me. Yuk.

Lucifer Box
20th June 2005, 12:03
She's rich so that's good enough for me, even if she looked like the back of a bus.

FrancoLondinium
20th June 2005, 12:04
Chav-clone??????

Sharapova a chav-clone??? BGG??????

The eastern-european/russian beauties are at the opposite side of british chavesses.

WageSlave1
20th June 2005, 12:08
Looks like another Chav-Clone to me.

FFS! Are you mad???


and sports a mid-riff (also Chav girlie), and wears a white top as well (mostly Chav-girlie).

True, but she's got a valid reason; professional sports player. Unlike Chavs, for whom it is a fashion statement.

Fortunately for me, my wife looks a lot like Sharapova :hat

Board Game Geek
20th June 2005, 12:08
Sorry Franco...just my opinion. She's got the hair-tied back look (very Chav girlie), and sports a mid-riff (also Chav girlie), and wears a white top as well (mostly Chav-girlie).

SupremeSpod
20th June 2005, 12:10
WS, the only similarity your wife has with Sharapova is the fact that she's got tits (small ones at that)!

Lucifer Box
20th June 2005, 12:12
She's got the hair-tied back look (very Chav girlie), and sports a mid-riff (also Chav girlie), and wears a white top as well (mostly Chav-girlie).
Look at it this way, comrade BGG, I like a steak but every now and again I fancy a burger.

You wouldn't kick her out if she was asking you to take her roughly from behind. And I bet she'd love it as well.

Excuse me, I've just got to pop off to touch myself now.

Board Game Geek
20th June 2005, 12:17
You wouldn't kick her out if she was asking you to take her roughly from behind.

It wouldn't even get that far. She does nothing for me. Leaves me completely cold. And even if I was forced at gun point to do the deed, the only thing I would me thinking is..

"My god, I'm shagg1ng a Chav....."

You can't get much lower mate.

WageSlave1
20th June 2005, 12:17
WS, the only similarity your wife has with Sharapova is the fact that she's got tits (small ones at that)!

Yes, Spod; you've obviously met my wife so you can offer that judgement with absolute certainty, can't you? :D

You should have seen enough evidence in my posts by now to realise that I'm hardly Baron Munchausen. But, if you doubt, it will have to stay that way, as I have no intention of verifying my claims.

Lucifer Box
20th June 2005, 12:20
You can't get much lower mate
I wouldn't be too sure, I am incredibly shallow. ;)

SupremeSpod
20th June 2005, 12:26
Yes, Spod; you've obviously met my wife so you can offer that judgement with absolute certainty, can't you?

Sense of humour for WageSlave!

As for Munchausen... Yes I have read some of your posts, they're almost bigger works of fiction than Threadeds!

WageSlave1
20th June 2005, 12:30
Sense of humour for WageSlave!

Indeed Spod, hence the smiley after the statement. However, as a general rule, I have zero charisma and personality, but today I'm in a good mood.



Yes I have read some of your posts, they're almost bigger works of fiction than Threadeds!

Really? Please elaborate....

DimPrawn
20th June 2005, 12:34
Question is, is she only interested in straight sets?

SupremeSpod
20th June 2005, 12:35
Fortunately for me, my wife looks a lot like Sharapova

...I rest my case.

WageSlave1
20th June 2005, 12:50
...I rest my case.

Come on, Spoddy, you can do better than that. You said "posts", not 'post'.
Yes, I agree that it looks a little far fetched. After all, this board is full of empty boasts. I could easily prove my claim, but I'm not that stupid; so an empty claim it must remain. However, Sharapova is Russian (actually, given her surname, she is probably Tatar rather than ethnic Russian) and she looks very Russian. My wife is also Russian and has a very similar look.
There's a Russian actress by the name of Ekaterina Rednikova. Combine Rednikova with Sharapova and you've got a pretty good idea of what my wife looks like.

Now, as for my work of fiction; I recall from previous posts stating that I have a face like a pig's @rse, rent a pikey flat, have a low rate, and don't own a car. So you see, I have a history of wild boasts :D

Maximus
20th June 2005, 12:51
Sports Bras........ a good idea? or should they just let those puppies swing?

FrancoLondinium
20th June 2005, 13:19
"My wife is also Russian and has a very similar look"

I do believe you, almost anything that comes from russia or nearby is just plain gorgeous. Mine is not russian but close and I thought she was the most gorgeous girl I have ever seen. When I went to her country for the first time, I just realised she is plain average. Yet, that's good enough for me. :D

Even the "uglier" ones are way above the good looking ones in england, and also they outclass them for femininity and style.

threaded
20th June 2005, 13:19
http://wizbangblog.com/images/sharapova-thumb.jpg

DimPrawn
20th June 2005, 13:21
I do believe you, almost anything that comes from russia or nearby is just plain gorgeous

You've not met AtW then? :x

WageSlave1
20th June 2005, 13:24
Mine is not russian but close and I thought she was the most gorgeous girl I have ever seen

Coming from the country that produced Monica Bellucci, that's praise indeed :D
Some of those Lithuanian women can be stunning as well. So Franco, where's your wife from?

HankWangford
20th June 2005, 13:26
Mine is russian:) ) even the russian guys give her the eyes when we are in Moscow and boy there is a lot of competition......

FrancoLondinium
20th June 2005, 13:27
Lithuanian, Estonian, Latvian, Ukrainian... wouldn't change much... :D

Mediterranean beauties... oh well, me is enough in the family :D

Maximus
20th June 2005, 13:27
Remand for wife on murder charge

A 27-year-old Estonian woman has appeared at the Old Bailey charged with murdering her 72-year-old husband.
Tatjana Edwards is accused of stabbing Gwyn Edwards at their home in Chobham Road, Ottershaw, Surrey, on 11 June.

Mrs Edwards, who came to the UK four years ago, was remanded in custody until 19 September.

Mr Edwards was found bleeding heavily from a stab wound to the stomach. He was taken to hospital in Chertsey where he died shortly after arrival.

Lucifer Box
20th June 2005, 13:28
Fecking hell, how many of you guys are regulars at www.russian-brides.com/ (http://www.russian-brides.com/)? Are they delivered hot and sizzling to your doorstep with a few clicks of the mouse?

WageSlave1
20th June 2005, 13:32
Mine is russian ) even the russian guys give her the eyes when we are in Moscow and boy there is a lot of competition......

Nice one, Hank :D Have to agree about the competition in Moscow...although the legend says that Rostov-na-donu is pretty hot for women. Personally, I found the Altai region great, although maybe that memory has more to do with Tanya the political science graduate ;)

Maximus
20th June 2005, 13:33
and more importantly....how much do they cost?

FrancoLondinium
20th June 2005, 13:36
"Fecking hell, how many of you guys are regulars at www.russian-brides.com/? Are they delivered hot and sizzling to your doorstep with a few clicks of the mouse? "

No, you only need to go out in London. I played on a neutral territory in Finland but I guess London offers more opportunities.

HankWangford
20th June 2005, 13:38
true Wage. it's unbelievable that you can walk around an English town all day and not notice a single stunning woman. Over there it's every second woman..........be it in moscow, st pertersburg, Crimea, Kiev........

BobTheCrate
20th June 2005, 13:49
http://www.tennisrulz.com/players/sharapova/gallery02/140.jpg

Yep ... Nice toast.

BigJohnE
20th June 2005, 14:09
http://www.bestofrussia.ca/images/costums.jpg

AtW
20th June 2005, 14:13
She just looks like normal Russian girl -- which must be a change from all those heavyweight "women" you look at all the time Franco :rolleyes

sasguru
20th June 2005, 14:15
Under that Russian dress, there lies the body of a supermodel.

SG in "super-imaginative-fantasy" mode

WageSlave1
20th June 2005, 14:19
Under that Russian dress, there lies the body of a supermodel.

SG, you may have a point there. Have you ever noticed how the most beautiful women often don't have the body to match. The best bodies often belong to 'B' grade looking women (still better than average, but not quite in the 'oh my God I am going to devote the rest of my life to writing sonnets about her' category).

FrancoLondinium
20th June 2005, 14:23
Have you noticed that the woman in the picture must be at least 60 and still is not that bad for her age.

WageSlave1
20th June 2005, 14:26
Have you noticed that the woman in the picture must be at least 60 and still is not that bad for her age.

Franco, you are rapidly destroying the image of the Italian stud by saying that :rolleyes

FrancoLondinium
20th June 2005, 14:39
No, my friend, I am preparing myself for my late years. It's a matter of flexibility, 8)

sasguru
20th June 2005, 14:41
>> It's a matter of flexibility

If you intend to grow old in the UK, better put yourself on the waiting list for a hip replacement now!:lol

WageSlave1
20th June 2005, 14:44
No, my friend, I am preparing myself for my late years.

In that case, perhaps you should move to Sweden. Some of their older ladies still look pretty classy.


Mmmm....granny porn :b

trajectory
20th June 2005, 14:47
Franco,

Your real name is Rocco Siffredi and I claim my £10 !

widgetdance
20th June 2005, 16:08
Isnt that her showing her arse in a short skirt on the front of FHM or some such this month?