Reasons for leaving?

[p3t3]

Ok, here's plenty of room for fun & pun.

What are the acceptable reasons for leaving a job? (on a more serious note):

1...
2...
3...

[Old Greg]

1. Radiators need bleeding.
2. Not enough gladiators.
3. Chutney spoon already licked.

[Mich the Tester]

4 Lack of fit birds

[SimonMac]

I was shagging my bosses wife

[Mich the Tester]

Anyway, what is this 'job' of which you speak? Are you a permie? I was a permie once. Quite recently actually, but not for long.

[rhubarb]

I almost got my manager deported.

[nomadd]

Ok, here's plenty of room for fun & pun.

What are the acceptable reasons for leaving a job? (on a more serious note):

1. People.
2. Boredom.
3. Pay.

In that order.

[vetran]

I was shagging my bosses wife

Beat me to it,
I was seeing one of the other staff.

Also

Shagging one of the guests.
Tresspass
300% pay rise

[Old Greg]

Avoiding going postal.

Which never ends well.

Eat the evidence.

[vetran]

Avoiding going postal.

Which never ends well.

oh missed that, add that to 300%.

They have since dispensed with that MD's services.