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    For an orderly queue

    Another makeover show, you guys are in luck they are looking for sad cases. But how they list disastrous hair dos and cosmetic calamities together

    If you have a botched beauty treatment you'd like fixed by the Last Chance Experts contact [email protected]. They're currently looking for people who've suffered disastrous hair dos, bad fillers and other cosmetic calamities to be put right for the new series
    Watch Last Chance Salon on Thursdays at 10pm on new entertainment channel TLC (Sky 125 and Virgin 167).


    It feels like a cigarette burning under my skin: Woman left with painful, lumpy cheeks after adverse reaction to facial filler | Mail Online
    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

    #2
    Troll will be made up at this news!!



    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #3
      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
      Troll will be made up at this news!!



      What could have happened in that man's life to make him do that to himself?
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        What could have happened in that man's life to make him do that to himself?
        Well growing up in Kent can't be much fun!!

        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #5
          There's a new German reality show called 'Jungfrau sucht die große Liebe' which is basically 'Virign looking for a shag' which I think certain people on here could apply for. Here's a couple of candidates:





          And the experts, one an Erotic Coach (is that like a Pornobus?) and the other a Porno model:



          There are other ****ed up reality shows such as:

          Teenie Mutter - Teenage mothers had a shag
          The Biggest Loser - Fat Bastards
          Land sucht Liebe - Freaks want a shag
          Schwer Verliebt - Fat people want a shag
          Bauer sucht Frau - Farmer wants a shag
          Das Model und der Freak - CUK'er wants a shag

          German TV (well, commercial channels anyway) is practically nothing but tulip docu-soaps now. Thank your lucky stars as UK commercial TV is better...
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #6
            I'm happy to help the bird in the 3rd picture down out of her quandary.

            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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