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    Whistly things

    Always losing my keys, so got one of those key fobs that are supposed to beep when you whistle. Never found it much good, I had to get the pitch exactly right before it worked, so bunged it in a drawer. Last week it started beeping whenever the phone rang. This week it is beeping whenever I cough or sneeze. By next week I will probably have a great fart detector.

    So what other useless gadgets have you ever found a better use for?
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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    A bean slicer. Biggest waste of £4.50 ever. The resultant green mess looked like I had just thrown the whole lot of green beans into a paper shredder. I repackaged it and gave it as a Christmas present to my sister. She's never forgiven me.

    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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