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No tulip, running out of toilet paper

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    No tulip, running out of toilet paper

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    Ah, brings back memories of the halcyon days of the 1970s with sugar shortages and toilet paper shortages & the 3 day week.

    Dear dead days beyond recall.

    Haven't they got copies of the Daily Mail to use instead?

    #2
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

    Haven't they got copies of the Daily Mail to use instead?
    Its all online now!
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      Izal medicated will sort the problem.

      One sheet at a time is all that's needed!

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        #4
        Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
        Izal medicated will sort the problem.

        One sheet at a time is all that's needed!

        Is that the tracing paper stuff that rather than wipe the tulip off your arse just spread it about!
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #5
          Excellent! A thing about bog paper AND a serious comment on the lunacies of left wing economic policies all in one.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #6
            Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
            Its all online now!
            so you have to print it off first before use
            Join IPSE

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              #7
              Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
              Izal medicated will sort the problem.

              One sheet at a time is all that's needed!

              Can't believe they still sell that stuff..t'was evil
              How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                #8
                Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
                Izal medicated will sort the problem.

                One sheet at a time is all that's needed!

                This!

                It (the shiny hard paper type) used to be all you got in the school bogs. Heaven help you if you got the watery type of squirts though.
                I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  I don't think it's still made.
                  Think you're right! July 2009 is the last entry I can find
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #10
                    Kids today don't know how lucky they are!
                    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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