PMT Questions

[Dundeegeorge]

Why the **** haven't you

1. walked the dog?
2. mown the lawn?
3 sent me flowers?
4.brought me chocolate?

WTF is it with women? And the best bit is, they claim that they suffer from PMT!

[kramer]

Where is my *insert color" shirt/skirt/bra?

As if......

[bogeyman]

Her: what shall I wear ?

Me: dunno - I don't have a mental catalogue of all your bloody outfits!

Her: you just don't care!

Me: I do darling, I do - I care enough to put up with the fact that 85% of our wardrobe and drawer space is taken up with your stuff, and that I have to pay for it all, and fully understand that you still 'have nothing to wear'.

Her: what about that orange top?

Me: yeah! nice!

Her: you utter bastard! I haven't even GOT an orange top!

(and so on ad nauseum)

[hyperD]

Electrician walks into the Spare room aka live in wardrobe. He spies rows and rows of shoes.

Electrician: Wow! That's alot of shoes.

Me: Yes, unfortunately Imelda Marcos is living here at the moment.

Electrician: (laughs)

Her: (evil stare)

Me: (doghouse)

[Dalek Supreme]

Her: what shall I wear ?

Me: dunno - I don't have a mental catalogue of all your bloody outfits!

Her: you just don't care!

Me: I do darling, I do - I care enough to put up with the fact that 85% of our wardrobe and drawer space is taken up with your stuff, and that I have to pay for it all, and fully understand that you still 'have nothing to wear'.

Her: what about that orange top?

Me: yeah! nice!

Her: you utter bastard! I haven't even GOT an orange top!

(and so on ad nauseum)

Bogey, I had no idea you were married to my wife.

[bogeyman]

Bogey, I had no idea you were married to my wife.

To her and many more.

They don't call me 'Bogey the Bigamist' for nothing!

[DaveB]

To her and many more.

They don't call me 'Bogey the Bigamist' for nothing!

No, we usually charge a fiver, tenner if it's a national newspaper