Best Song Lyric Snippets

[stek]

Been thinking on way home (hurts a bit) - which bits of songs make me go all cold or I wish I'd written, here's a few, might be a bit wrong, from memory, name the songs/artist without Googling!

We went down to the Courthouse
And the Judge laid it all to rest
No Wedding Day smile
No Walk down the Aisle
No Flowers, No Wedding Dress...

Suddenly I find myself
Wondering what I'm doing here
Maybe, he doesn't love me
I just took a trip on my love for him...

Mother I tried please believe me
I'm doing the best that I can
I'm ashamed of the thing I've been put through
I'm ashamed of the person I am

The memory still lingers
You cooking the kids fish fingers
Ironing
How can we forget what followed
Luck for me you swallowed
Every line

[darmstadt]

Ooh
It's so good, it's so good
It's so good, it's so good
It's so good
Ooh
Heaven knows, heaven knows
Heaven knows, heaven knows
Heaven knows
Ooh
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love

I feel love, I feel love, I feel love

Ooh
Fallin' free, fallin' free
Fallin' free, fallin' free
Fallin' free
Ooh
You and me, you and me
You and me, you and me
You and me
Ooh
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love

I feel love, I feel love, I feel love

Ooh
I'll get you, I'll get you
I'll get you, I'll get you
I'll get you
Ooh
What you do, what you do
What you do, what you do
What you do
Ooh
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love

I feel love, I feel love, I feel love

[stek]

Ooh
It's so good, it's so good
It's so good, it's so good
It's so good
Ooh
Heaven knows, heaven knows
Heaven knows, heaven knows
Heaven knows
Ooh
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love

I feel love, I feel love, I feel love

Ooh
Fallin' free, fallin' free
Fallin' free, fallin' free
Fallin' free
Ooh
You and me, you and me
You and me, you and me
You and me
Ooh
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love

I feel love, I feel love, I feel love

Ooh
I'll get you, I'll get you
I'll get you, I'll get you
I'll get you
Ooh
What you do, what you do
What you do, what you do
What you do
Ooh
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love

I feel love, I feel love, I feel love

Did you just copy and paste that? Come on!

[vetran]

He's taking a pretty big lead out
there, almost daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
glances over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted down the third
base line, the suicide squeeze is on! Here he comes, squeeze
play, it's gonna be close, holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!

Thorn in my side, you know that's all you ever were
A bundle of lies, you know that's all that it was worth
I should have known better but I trusted you at first
I should have known better but I got what I deserved

Gotta belt the next lot out tunelessly, preferably drunk with your arms spread wide:

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

[VectraMan]

We went down to the Courthouse
And the Judge laid it all to rest
No Wedding Day smile
No Walk down the Aisle
No Flowers, No Wedding Dress...

That's The River, Bruce Springsteen.

The Thorn in my Side one is fairly obviously Thorn in my Side, Eurythmics. And the Near Far one is some dreary song from a dreary film, though I can't remember which.

The best ever song lyric is:

He's a real nowhere man.
Sitting in his nowhere land.
Making all his nowhere plans
For nobody.

[northernladuk]

It's gotta be Sweaty Betty from the Macc Ladds

She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.
Slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.

Song poetry that is....

[nomadd]

It's gotta be Sweaty Betty from the Macc Ladds

Song poetry that is....

I'm with you on the artist, but not on the song. I'd give it (oh-err) to Charlotte:

I walked into the Nag's Head to sustinate my belly,
Fit crack in the corner, but I knew its c[h]unt was smelly
Smelled of rotting fish heads and old and crispy sick,
She said her name was Charlotte and she wanted to suck my dick.
...

We ended up at her place, I waded through the johnnies,
She put another notch in her bedstead, while I watched The Two Ronnies

[darmstadt]

I dunno, how about Woman by the Anti-Nowhere League, a bit strange:

Woman
I'm in love in you
My love is deep
My love is true
To you, woman, I'm in love

Your hair's so soft
Your eyes are blue
Your skin is warm
And I'll be true to you
Woman, I'm in love with you

... more nice stuff and then...

What's that you just said to me
You didn't love me like this yesterday
Woman
I don't understand

And what's that you did say to me
I guess this love is just more to me
Woman
You're annoying me

Yeah, you're sitting on your arse in your dirty clothes
You're looking a mess, you're picking your nose
Woman
You're a ******* mess

Your tits are big but your brains are small
Sometimes I wonder you got any brains at all
Woman
Ah stuff yourself

[darmstadt]

Did you just copy and paste that? Come on!

Nope, it was running through my head
While lying on a hotel bed
In my favourite underwear
Thinking of rogering Cherie Blair

[Troll]

I'm with you on the artist, but not on the song. I'd give it (oh-err) to Charlotte:

I walked into the Nag's Head to sustinate my belly,
Fit crack in the corner, but I knew its c[h]unt was smelly
Smelled of rotting fish heads and old and crispy sick,
She said her name was Charlotte and she wanted to suck my dick.
...

We ended up at her place, I waded through the johnnies,
She put another notch in her bedstead, while I watched The Two Ronnies

Fook... I used to sup in the Nags Head in Macc