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help a mammagymnophilia sufferer

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    help a mammagymnophilia sufferer

    guys and girls, I'm suffering from mammagymnophilia, can anyone offer any advice, or should I learn to leave with my disease??
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

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    My doctor said there's a lot of it about and to lie down and rest.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn
      My doctor said there's a lot of it about and to lie down and rest.
      My doctor has the most enormous rack! I fantasise that one day she'll let me put my head between them and go 'blubber blubber blubber' while she takes my blood pressure.

      You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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        #4
        Originally posted by n5gooner
        guys and girls, I'm suffering from mammagymnophilia, can anyone offer any advice, or should I learn to leave with my disease??
        I read that unless you drink large amounts of beer & sleep with endless women you condition can turn into the life threatening mammagymnophilia-atica.
        Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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          #5
          MMM! Boobies!

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            #6
            I could point out that mammagymnophilia is a rather odd condition. Its final two components are both Greek as in normal medical vocab, but the first is in Latin, and that it would more usually be mastogymnophilia. But I would probably be missing the point.

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              #7
              Originally posted by bogeyman
              My doctor has the most enormous rack! I fantasise that one day she'll let me put my head between them and go 'blubber blubber blubber' while she takes my blood pressure.
              As I recall, it was 'Put your head in between them and go "blubble blubble blubble"'.... and the young Pamela was certainly worth a deep breath or two...

              Vieze Oude Man

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                #8
                P.S 'Taxi for Light Relief'...
                Vieze Oude Man

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