Bought the Farm

[Old Hack]

Ok, bought a farm, but hey ho.

Cue the barely thought out insults from the usual suspects. However, I DGAS, as I took 20% off asking, and it's exactly, to the letter, what we wanted, including water course and South South West Facing and everything we wanted out of it.

Give me your worst, but I really wouldn't care.

[AtW]

What kind of farm animals you have there?

[NickFitz]

Congrats!

[Old Hack]

What kind of farm animals you have there?

You can't rent them by the hour, so I can avoid visits form shaunyboy and MF, but we're looking at turkeys and ducks for commercial purposes, with the other animals being for our consumption only: a rotation of say 6-10 chooks, 2 pigs and a couple of sheep.

We don't move in, until August, so it's planning stage now.

[Old Hack]

What kind of farm animals you have there?

Sorry, Free range poultry, but we'll change that.

[Troll]

How many acres? (reminds me of a very old joke)

[MarillionFan]

Ok, bought a farm, but hey ho.

Cue the barely thought out insults from the usual suspects. However, I DGAS, as I took 20% off asking, and it's exactly, to the letter, what we wanted, including water course and South South West Facing and everything we wanted out of it.

Give me your worst, but I really wouldn't care.

Well done. 20% off the asking in a market that's going up. What a negotiator! Had him over a barrel of course didn't you son.

Of course that's pretty much the end of your contracting career. It's in the middle of nowhere. Theres no work down there and your neighbours think the highlight of the year is the Summer Barn dance at Blackawton.

[mos]

it's exactly, to the letter, what we wanted, including water course and South South West Facing and everything we wanted out of it.

luve it!

[KentPhilip]

You'll have to change your username from "Old Hack" to "Old MacDonald".
..He had a farm..

[MarillionFan]

You'll have to change your username from "Old Hack" to "Old Subu".
..She dreamed a dream as well..

ftfy