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What would God be like if Britain didn't exist?

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    What would God be like if Britain didn't exist?

    Just wondered if you thought He would notice the difference?

    #2
    Originally posted by Xena
    Just wondered if you thought He would notice the difference?
    God: (ponders and strokes long white beard thoughtfully) -

    Hmm! Drunken hooliganism seems to down - better gee up those fecking Belgians!

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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      #3
      Well - he'd speak another language for a start!
      Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh

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        #4
        Originally posted by hattra
        Well - he'd speak another language for a start!
        Why? He could have been American...

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW
          Why? He could have been American...
          Indeed.

          Or a Kiwi.

          Uh oh! Cue Mailman!

          You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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            #6
            "thou shalt not worship false Billy Idols..."

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              #7
              He wouldn't whistle "Jerusalem" to himself while working.

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