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    What a lovely week so far

    Pure blue skies but not too hot. Having a pause from some gardening in the new house, very glad we're in the city with a small garden as even that is hard work!

    Fruit trees arrived today (Sas and OH would call it an orchard I suppose), strawberries in flower, one large bush to re-plant... think I'll have a beer. Only shame is I would prefer that 2.8% cheapo crap as you can drink it all afternoon in the sun while working...
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Pure blue skies but not too hot. Having a pause from some gardening in the new house, very glad we're in the city with a small garden as even that is hard work!

    Fruit trees arrived today (Sas and OH would call it an orchard I suppose), strawberries in flower, one large bush to re-plant... think I'll have a beer. Only shame is I would prefer that 2.8% cheapo crap as you can drink it all afternoon in the sun while working...
    The fine fillies in the office block over the business park were out in force this lunchtime
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #3
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Pure blue skies but not too hot. Having a pause from some gardening in the new house, very glad we're in the city with a small garden as even that is hard work!

      Fruit trees arrived today (Sas and OH would call it an orchard I suppose), strawberries in flower, one large bush to re-plant... think I'll have a beer. Only shame is I would prefer that 2.8% cheapo crap as you can drink it all afternoon in the sun while working...
      Well that does suit you Jesuit boy, you large gay sack. Mowing a small lawn hard work? Just when I thought my contempt of you could not further diminish, you chalk down a new low.

      Our ‘garden’ i.e. the lawned bit, is 0.25 acres, and the kids play football on it…

      Plus, it’s only about 20 degree you limp wristed waste of breath.

      The only fruit around your place is you

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        #4
        Great cycling weather as well, apart from the slight NE 20 mph slight gusting wind.
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
          The sunshine's made me even more cheerful than usual.
          Enjoy it while it lasts.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
            Well that does suit you Jesuit boy, you large gay sack. Mowing a small lawn hard work? Just when I thought my contempt of you could not further diminish, you chalk down a new low.

            Our ‘garden’ i.e. the lawned bit, is 0.25 acres, and the kids play football on it…

            Plus, it’s only about 20 degree you limp wristed waste of breath.

            The only fruit around your place is you

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              #7
              Lovely and sunny in cloggers, slight wind but lovely all the same.

              Might pop out in a bit for a walk out to the polder.
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                #8
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Pure blue skies but not too hot. Having a pause from some gardening in the new house, very glad we're in the city with a small garden as even that is hard work!

                Fruit trees arrived today (Sas and OH would call it an orchard I suppose), strawberries in flower, one large bush to re-plant... think I'll have a beer. Only shame is I would prefer that 2.8% cheapo crap as you can drink it all afternoon in the sun while working...
                Are you suggesting that SAS and OH tell more porkie pies than Pinnochio being interviewed by the Metropolitan police after being caught smuggling cocaine up his hooter?
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Are you suggesting that SAS and OH tell more porkie pies than Pinnochio being interviewed by the Metropolitan police after being caught smuggling cocaine up his hooter?
                  "Oho!" said the pot to the kettle;
                  "You are dirty and ugly and black!
                  Sure no one would think you were metal,
                  Except when you're given a crack."
                  "Not so! not so!" kettle said to the pot;
                  "'Tis your own dirty image you see;
                  For I am so clean – without blemish or blot –
                  That your blackness is mirrored in me."

                  See projection.
                  Last edited by Old Hack; 4 June 2013, 13:21.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    Thanks for quoting his homophobic nonsense DP, hilarious.

                    It's a bit worrying OH thinks mowing the lawn counts as gardening, considering he claims to be buying a farm. And that he classes the lawn as the gardens.
                    Last edited by d000hg; 4 June 2013, 13:48.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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