OK, who was it?

[Spacecadet]

As an aside, when I was a well-paid consultant in the UK government, I worked with the most-vile bunch of consultants who were paid even more for less. They had this app called the "contractor clock" which they used to calculate how much moolah they had made after a trip to the khazi (or one guy who used to boast, "I just went for a tug and made GBP 63.37)

Found in the comments section of:
Microlives: the key to living longer and more healthily? | Books | The Guardian

[Doggy Styles]

Very unprofessional. A tug for only 67 quid?

[Spacecadet]

Very unprofessional. A tug for only 67 quid?

Must have been a gloves on tug

[Mich the Tester]

Found in the comments section of:
Microlives: the key to living longer and more healthily? | Books | The Guardian

I noticed the author is a bull dyke called 'James'.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/profile/jamesball

[Spacecadet]

I noticed the author is a bull dyke called 'James'.

James Ball | The Guardian

He's a bloke

[Mich the Tester]

He's a bloke

Dunno if he always was though, judging by that pic.

[vetran]

A portion of red meat, for example, costs you a microlife

Puffing on 20 cigarettes a day will cost you 10 microlives each and every day

so a Sirloin steak is twice as bad for you as a player full strength? lost me there. surprised most people get past 10.

[MaryPoppins]

Just realised this is about microlives. I thought this was something to do with olives.

[Spacecadet]

Just realised this is about microlives. I thought this was something to do with olives.

Should keep you amused for a couple of minutes
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