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So what have you brought to skool today Johnny?

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    #1

    So what have you brought to skool today Johnny?

    A shell Miss.

    A sea shell, Johnny?

    No, Miss, an artillery shell wot I had hanging about like.

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    They are heavy. How did a year 5 pupil carry that around?

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      A shell Miss.

      A sea shell, Johnny?

      No, Miss, an artillery shell wot I had hanging about like.

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      As if any of them would know the first thing about explosives. Most haven't quite mastered shaving yet.
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