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    Too sunny to work

    Whats a good excuse for leaving early?

    #2
    Originally posted by proggy View Post
    Whats a good excuse for leaving early?
    Mrs has sunstroke and been taken to hospital
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      If you need an excuse that puts you in IR35, Shirley?
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        If you need an excuse that puts you in IR35, Shirley?
        True, but walking off site every time the sun shines near you might result in a termination!

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          #5
          Originally posted by proggy View Post
          Whats a good excuse for leaving early?
          Rickets?
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            Rickets?

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              #7
              Proggy, just tell them you need to get a new mop bucket, or you're gonna clean the drive thru?
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                #8
                Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                Proggy, just tell them you need to get a new mop bucket, or you're gonna clean the drive thru?
                They don't trust me with the mop yet, need to be trained up on that.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by proggy View Post
                  Whats a good excuse for leaving early?
                  Stigmata
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by proggy View Post
                    They don't trust me with the mop yet, need to be trained up on that.
                    I am stuck in he office, they have given me a window seat but I'm not allowed to open the blinds so can only see glimpses of the sunshine through the gaps
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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