1. Contracting
    1. General
      1. Brexit
    2. Business / Contracts
      1. Coronavirus Assistance
    3. Accounting / Legal
      1. Umbrella Companies
      2. HMRC Scheme Enquiries
      3. The Future of Contracting
      4. IR35 Reform
    4. Technical
    5. Welcome / FAQs
  2. Social
    1. Light Relief
    2. Social / Events
  • Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Eunuch

Collapse
X
1 to 10 of 12 Previous 1 2 template Next
Collapse
Reply to Thread
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
1 to 10 of 12 Previous 1 2 template Next
    #1

    Eunuch

    Glad I'm not a bird. So what do you call a cock without a cock?
    “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
    Tags: None
    #2
    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    So what do you call a cock without a cock?
    Capon.
    nomadd liked this post

    Comment

      #3
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      So what do you call a cock without a cock?
      SimonMac?
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

      Comment

        #4
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        So what do you call a cock without a cock?
        a coc ?
        Join IPSE

        Comment

          #5
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          So what do you call a cock without a cock?
          Anything you like - he doesn't give a ****.

          Comment

            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            SimonMac?
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

            Comment

              #7
              A 'cloaca'?
              I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

              Comment

                #8
                a CockaFree?
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

                Comment

                  #9
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  Glad I'm not a bird. So what do you call a cock without a cock?

                  German?

                  Germans too small for condoms? - Salon.com
                  Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

                  Comment

                    #10
                    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                    Glad I'm not a bird. So what do you call a cock without a cock?
                    A Fosters?

                    Oh no wait, that's a tube station without a cock
                    Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

                    Comment

                    Reply to Thread
                    1 to 10 of 12 Previous 1 2 template Next

                    Advertisers

                    1. Contracting
                      1. General
                        1. Brexit
                      2. Business / Contracts
                        1. Coronavirus Assistance
                      3. Accounting / Legal
                        1. Umbrella Companies
                        2. HMRC Scheme Enquiries
                        3. The Future of Contracting
                        4. IR35 Reform
                      4. Technical
                      5. Welcome / FAQs
                    2. Social
                      1. Light Relief
                      2. Social / Events
                    Working...
                    X