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    Fricking Masonry Bees

    Just noticed the little blighters have returned after I blocked up their entrance hole on my South facing wall




    Tenacious little chaps to have gotten through the mortar... I need a Plan B
    Last edited by Troll; 13 June 2013, 23:18.
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

    #2
    Do they have a funny handshake?
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #3
      Originally posted by Paddy View Post
      Do they have a funny handshake?
      If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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        #4
        I thought they were just bees.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          Originally posted by Troll View Post
          Just noticed the little blighters have returned after I blocked up their entrance hole on my South facing wall




          Tenacious little chaps to have gotten through the mortar... I need a Plan B
          Unless you put up a sign, at regulation height that said :

          No through access for bees
          Kein durch Zugang für Bienen
          No hay acceso a través de las abejas
          شہد کی مکھیوں کے لئے کوئی کے ذریعے رسائی

          Then you only have yourself to blame.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Troll View Post
            Just noticed the little blighters have returned after I blocked up their entrance hole on my South facing wall




            Tenacious little chaps to have gotten through the mortar... I need a Plan B
            Apparently you need to get them an alternative nest.

            However you need to leave them alone until they bug off on their own accord especially as we have a shortage of pollinating insects due to the weather.
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #7
              I thought finding and killing the queen was the answer to bee problems? I would do some research first as popping a cap in HRH isn't going to result in the bees being relocated.
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                I thought finding and killing the queen was the answer to bee problems? I would do some research first as popping a cap in HRH isn't going to result in the bees being relocated.
                You are pure evil -
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  I thought finding and killing the queen was the answer to bee problems? I would do some research first as popping a cap in HRH isn't going to result in the bees being relocated.
                  Hi GCHQ via the CIA, I would like to point out that as a poster on this board, the views of Mr NorthernLad, Northern Town, Up North, UK are absolutely nothing to do with me whatsoever and if you deem it fit to use this thread as an excuse to track down his house via his IP Address & other identifying tracks on the Internet, kick down his door and burst in with heavily armoured, face masked terrorist officers, drag him from his home in front of his petrified children and detain him in a Cuban / US military base in an orange jump suit, deprived of sleep, water boarded and subjected to a repeating CD of Joe Dolces 'shuttupa your face' then I'm ok with that.

                  Thanks

                  AtW posting as MF
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Hi GCHQ via the CIA, I would like to point out that as a poster on this board, the views of Mr NorthernLad, Northern Town, Up North, UK are absolutely nothing to do with me whatsoever and if you deem it fit to use this thread as an excuse to track down his house via his IP Address & other identifying tracks on the Internet, kick down his door and burst in with heavily armoured, face masked terrorist officers, drag him from his home in front of his petrified children and detain him in a Cuban / US military base in an orange jump suit, deprived of sleep, water boarded and subjected to a repeating CD of Joe Dolces 'shuttupa your face' then I'm ok with that.

                    Thanks

                    AtW posting as MF
                    You are a twisted man Mr MF!!
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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