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    Maths question

    The following was posed by daughter's maths teacher.

    Mum is 21 years older than her child.
    In 6 years time, mum will be 5 times older than the child.

    Where is dad?
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

    #2
    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    The following was posed by daughter's maths teacher.

    Mum is 21 years older than her child.
    In 6 years time, mum will be 5 times older than the child.

    Where is dad?
    On a run from CSA?

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      On a run from CSA?

      A little premature.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #4
        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        The following was posed by daughter's maths teacher.

        Mum is 21 years older than her child.
        In 6 years time, mum will be 5 times older than the child.

        Where is dad?
        Eh?

        Ah, got it. On top of mum.

        Edit: Unless it's doggy style of course
        Last edited by Doggy Styles; 14 June 2013, 16:49.

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          #5
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          The following was posed by daughter's maths teacher.

          Mum is 21 years older than her child.
          In 6 years time, mum will be 5 times older than the child.

          Where is dad?
          Dad is watching Uncle Jim playing with Mom!

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            #6
            Actually, he's down the pub, spending the money from his sperm donation.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #7
              On a flight from Germany to Luton.

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                #8
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                The following was posed by daughter's maths teacher.

                Mum is 21 years older than her child.
                In 6 years time, mum will be 5 times older than the child.

                Where is dad?
                On Uranus?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
                  Eh?

                  Ah, got it. On top of mum.

                  Edit: Unless it's doggy style of course
                  Did your wife say this is how your babies were conceived?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    Where is dad?
                    Posting crap on CUK all day?
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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