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    One eyed monster again

    Is it wrong to refer to your penis as a Cyclops?

    A mythical creature that no one has ever seen. Sounds more like a g spot.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Is it wrong to refer to your penis as a Cyclops?

    A mythical creature that no one has ever seen. Sounds more like a g spot.
    "A cyclops (/ˈsaɪklɒps/; Greek: Κύκλωψ, Kuklōps; plural cyclopes /saɪˈkloʊpiːz/; Greek: Κύκλωπες, Kuklōpes), in Greek mythology and later Roman mythology, was a member of a primordial race of giants, each with a single eye in the middle of his forehead.[1] The name is widely thought to mean "circle-eyed".[2]"

    Cyclops - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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      #3
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      Is it wrong to refer to your penis as a Cyclops?

      A mythical creature that no one has ever seen. Sounds more like a g spot.
      MF calls his Peter Pan because it's only ever seen by children.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        MF calls his Peter Pan because it's only ever seen by children.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          MF calls his Peter Pan because it's only ever seen by children.
          you're on fire tonight boy
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #6
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            MF calls his Peter Pan because it's only ever seen by children.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              "A cyclops (/ˈsaɪklɒps/; Greek: Κύκλωψ, Kuklōps; plural cyclopes /saɪˈkloʊpiːz/; Greek: Κύκλωπες, Kuklōpes), in Greek mythology and later Roman mythology, was a member of a primordial race of giants, each with a single eye in the middle of his forehead.[1] The name is widely thought to mean "circle-eyed".[2]"

              Cyclops - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
              So wouldn't calling your willy an Asian Cyclops be more accurate?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Mines called HUMUNGASAUR!!!!

                In my head anyways
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  Is it wrong to refer to your penis as a Cyclops?

                  A mythical creature that no one has ever seen. Sounds more like a g spot.
                  I feel another sockie coming on
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    I feel another sockie coming on
                    Do you think that could be related to your ailments?

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