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17 June 2013, 18:24

What a bunch of crap: Computer expert who injured his index finger sues for £150,000 compensation because he can't send text messages | Mail Online

which have seen him go from working at the forefront of the computer world to being unable to use a normal mouse and keyboard.

Yet he worked here, a chain of second hand shops, which I don't think is the forefront of the computer world: http://www.mgeshops.com/ and there are people with one or no hands successfully using computers. Knob.

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17 June 2013, 18:27

W nder wh that c uld be?

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17 June 2013, 18:33

I thought all computer experts used their computer one handed

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17 June 2013, 18:37

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I thought all computer experts used their computer one handed

There's an app for that.
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17 June 2013, 19:41

Why can't he swap hands?

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17 June 2013, 19:58

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Why can't he swap hands?

what, with you?

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#7

17 June 2013, 20:22

If he writes texts using his index finger he's no texting expert is he?

Use yer thumbs!!
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