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My Idea of Hell

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    My Idea of Hell

    Ok so we all have different ideas of what Hell is / would be. This has got to be the closest to my own personal eternity of torture.

    Trapped on a sea of pink with hordes of sprogs…. nope I really can’t think of much worse,

    so what your Hades?
    Growing old is mandatory
    Growing up is optional

    #2
    I think any kind of cruise. Either that or going back to a permanent job.

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      #3
      Trapped in a SAS and OH thread for eternity!
      But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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        #4
        Trapped in a lift with Suity, Brillopad and Old Greg.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Trapped in a lift with Suity, Brillopad and Old Greg.
          I doubt the lift could support the weight of both you and Suity let alone Old Greg as well. We can ignore BP as he probably doesn't weigh anything nowadays.
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #6
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Pretty much what I'm enduring now.

            +1
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Life in early 21st century Britain.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #8
                Shopping with Mrs SB!!

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                  Shopping!!
                  FTFY
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    #10
                    Getting dyssentry in Udaipur, filling your bed with tulip and puke and being physically incapable of getting up to go to the rat infested bathroom.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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