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    Contractors in decent weather

    Who else thinks being a contractor in hot weather is great?

    Get to f#ck off early for a liquid lunch to somewhere half decent, no need to start counting change or borrowing "£5 til Monday" to buy a bottle of Corona, sit there planning where to go on hol's and which restaurant to eat in tonight while soaking up the sun instead of talking utter cr@p about when the manager arrives how to explain the empty bottles on the table and how the office move is going to plan out..

    Goddam fecking permie's.. what a cr@p life
    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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    In true permie tradition a load of permies are off sick today. A few have but their jackets on the backs of chairs; a sure sign of sneaking off early. And a coble more have decided to work from home.
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      I personally prefer it when it's pissing down and you've got to sit on a damp train for 2 hours with stinky commuters looking depressed. I'm a cheery soul generally which makes them even more depressed about their petty lives.
      Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...

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        Jackets!?
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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