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So where are all the suicide bombers then?

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    So where are all the suicide bombers then?

    or are they all too busy in Iraq to be anywhere near Lebanon/Israel?

    Mailman

    #2
    They've killed themselves. Doughnut!

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      #3
      Good business opportunity. Pension plans for suicide bombers.

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        #4
        They have problems with their health and safety issues and a shortage of heavenly virgins.
        HEALTH WARNING. IT Can Damage your Health. Free Advice. Advice in the forum is the £9,995 version. By reading the health warning you are agreeing to the terms and conditions. Advice maybe bad as well as good. 24 months interest free. Your home is at risk if you don’t keep up payments. Advice limited to availability.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Clog II The Avenger
          shortage of heavenly virgins.
          So far no complaints about that...

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            #6
            Maybe they're all skiving off because it's too hot to work.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Clog II The Avenger
              They have problems with their health and safety issues and a shortage of heavenly virgins.
              I am on to it, I have placed an ad in fusion magazine for some low cost Eastern Europeans.

              DA in "never one to miss a business opportunity" mode
              Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                #8
                Hot temperatures can cause the homemade stuff to go abit unstable... frighten even the most zealous.
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DodgyAgent
                  I am on to it, I have placed an ad in fusion magazine for some low cost Eastern Europeans.

                  DA in "never one to miss a business opportunity" mode
                  Has Viktor applied yet??

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                    #10
                    So where are all the suicide bombers then?
                    As someone says, they are all dead. You cannot have a living suicide bomber.

                    What I mean is, until they do it, they have not done any suicide bombing. It's like calling me a grandfather despite me having no grandchildren yet.

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