• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Taking out a willy

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Taking out a willy

    It's very stiff.





















    I mean the lid on my jar of Gherkins.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    You keep your penis in a jar of pickled gherkins?

    Comment


      #3
      Originally posted by Platypus View Post
      You keep your penis in a jar of pickled gherkins?

      Have you never heard gherkins called willies?
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

      Comment


        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        Have you never heard gherkins called willies?
        I think they're called wallies, or they were when I used to go to the chippie...
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

        Comment


          #5
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          I think they're called wallies, or they were when I used to go to the chippie...
          ^ Yep

          Comment


            #6
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            I think they're called wallies, or they were when I used to go to the chippie...
            Originally posted by Platypus View Post
            ^ Yep
            WTS

            WFT Calls a long green thing with spots and warts a willy?

            Well other than <Insert UserID here>

            Comment


              #7
              Moderated posts!! Blooming 'eck....

              How long does this go on for?

              Comment


                #8
                Is it me or are there a lot of new posters recently?
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

                Comment


                  #9
                  Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
                  Moderated posts!! Blooming 'eck....

                  How long does this go on for?
                  Long enough to give me time to check out your LinkedIn profile

                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  Is it me or are there a lot of new posters recently?
                  Not sure will have a butchers. Any good ones worth checking out?

                  Comment


                    #10
                    Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
                    Moderated posts!! Blooming 'eck....

                    How long does this go on for?
                    They cut you some slack after you go above 30k posts...

                    Comment

                    Working...
                    X