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    Why the poor don't move

    Rigor mortis commences 3-4 hours after they have frozen or starved to death and maximum stiffness is reached after about 12 hours.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    maximum stiffness is reached after about 12 hours.
    I'm over 40 and given the right visual stimuli I can get to maximum stiffness in 12 seconds.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      I'm over 40 and given the right visual stimuli I can get to maximum stiffness in 12 seconds.
      It must be hard being surrounded by all those dykes.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        It must be hard being surrounded by all those dykes.
        Rock hard.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          I'm over 40 and given the right visual stimuli I can get to maintain stiffness for 12 seconds.
          FTFY
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
            FTFY
            Speak for yourself.

            Anyway, why does Mrs Mac keep calling you 'Floppy'?
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Speak for yourself.

              Anyway, why does Mrs Mac keep calling you 'Floppy'?
              Thats a little close to home, my nickname was Lop, I won't say why!
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                #8
                Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                Thats a little close to home, my nickname was Lop, I won't say why!
                No need to, I'll ask Mrs Mac.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                  Thats a little close to home, my nickname was Lop, I won't say why!
                  Leaks on pants?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                    Leaks on pants?
                    Just be patient, I've got Mrs Mac on the line right now. Just doing the smalltalk now.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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