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Mich the Tester
25th June 2013, 14:37
:tongue:tongue:tongue

Wimbledon 2013: Maria Sharapova plays keepy-uppy | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-2348153/Wimbledon-2013-Maria-Sharapova-plays-keepy-uppy.html)

Pondlife
25th June 2013, 14:38
I'm not sure she needs a top with Just Do It written on it.

I think it's a given that we would. :D

shaunbhoy
25th June 2013, 15:01
There are few finer sights or sounds in top class sport than a sweaty Sharapova noisily grunting her way to victory!!

:yay:

Mich the Tester
25th June 2013, 15:09
There are few finer sights or sounds in top class sport than a sweaty Sharapova noisily grunting !!

:yay:

removed irrelevant verbiage

:wink

After all, who cares about the result? I don't even understand the scoring system.

Mich the Tester
25th June 2013, 15:11
I wonder if she ever shared a shower with that Kournikova bird?

Mich the Tester
25th June 2013, 15:16
A few signs of old hamstring strains on the back of her left thigh there. She obviously needs regular massages. Now what rate would the boys ask for doing that?

original PM
25th June 2013, 15:18
keepy uppy - certianly keeping me uppy!

Platypus
25th June 2013, 15:29
plays keepy-uppy

I thought that was a reference to the rather low standard of ladies' tennis whereby they just seem to hit the ball to one another for minutes at a time :happy

Mich the Tester
25th June 2013, 15:38
I thought that was a reference to the rather low standard of ladies' tennis whereby they just seem to hit the ball to one another for minutes at a time :happy

ball?

hit to one another?

What's that got to do with the standard of ladies' tennis?

Platypus
25th June 2013, 16:07
ball?

hit to one another?

What's that got to do with the standard of ladies' tennis?

Ah. You see, female tennis players are a bit like exuberant puppies, so they throw a ball onto the pitch which they chase around while their frilly panties and micro skirts wave around in the breeze. This keeps them occupied while they keep us occupied.

darmstadt
25th June 2013, 16:50
But would you...the Williams sisters? They'd crush your balls like a walnut between those thighs :p

Personally female tennis players don't do it for me, admittedly they look nicer now compared to Billie Jean, Virginia Wade, et. al. but they're not real women are they:

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/9/6/1283789792999/Amiria-Rule-of-New-Zealan-007.jpg