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Just Wow. Sunday Sport at its Best

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    Just Wow. Sunday Sport at its Best

    Ghost of Jacko Bummed my Monkey:

    GHOST OF JACKO BUMMED MY MONKEY | Sunday Sport

    HE may have been dead almost four years – but Michael Jackson remains pop’s most controversial figure. And his reputation for the outlandish grew last night after an outraged pet owner revealed his MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile.

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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Ghost of Jacko Bummed my Monkey:

    GHOST OF JACKO BUMMED MY MONKEY | Sunday Sport

    HE may have been dead almost four years – but Michael Jackson remains pop’s most controversial figure. And his reputation for the outlandish grew last night after an outraged pet owner revealed his MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile.
    That actually reads like a daily mash article...
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      He's disgusting.

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        #4
        Is it just me that finds the word 'bummed' amusing?
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          Jesus.. Must have slashed the budget for the Sports babes. Clicked the first three (particularly the third) and it looks more like a medical journal on failed breast implants
          'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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            #6
            Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
            Is it just me that finds the word 'bummed' amusing?
            Well I don't think the monkey found it very funny
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #7
              Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
              Jesus.. Must have slashed the budget for the Sports babes. Clicked the first three (particularly the third) and it looks more like a medical journal on failed breast implants
              yeah not so much motorboating as international shipping.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Blimey, didn't know it was still going, and they have Readers Wives
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  Jesus.. Must have slashed the budget for the Sports babes.
                  I didn't know he was in charge of the babes budget.

                  Maybe he could update his old 'feeding the five thousand' routine for modern times?

                  Or come to think of it, eeeeuuuuwww


                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    I'll provide the cream
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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