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Platypus
27th June 2013, 14:51
Ghost of Jacko Bummed my Monkey:

GHOST OF JACKO BUMMED MY MONKEY | Sunday Sport (http://www.sundaysport.com/?p=11661)

HE may have been dead almost four years – but Michael Jackson remains pop’s most controversial figure. And his reputation for the outlandish grew last night after an outraged pet owner revealed his MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile.

doodab
27th June 2013, 15:03
Ghost of Jacko Bummed my Monkey:

GHOST OF JACKO BUMMED MY MONKEY | Sunday Sport (http://www.sundaysport.com/?p=11661)

HE may have been dead almost four years – but Michael Jackson remains pop’s most controversial figure. And his reputation for the outlandish grew last night after an outraged pet owner revealed his MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile.

That actually reads like a daily mash article...

Doggy Styles
27th June 2013, 21:37
He's disgusting.

northernladuk
27th June 2013, 22:03
Is it just me that finds the word 'bummed' amusing?

northernladuk
27th June 2013, 22:07
Jesus.. Must have slashed the budget for the Sports babes. Clicked the first three (particularly the third) and it looks more like a medical journal on failed breast implants :sick

doodab
28th June 2013, 06:57
Is it just me that finds the word 'bummed' amusing?

Well I don't think the monkey found it very funny

vetran
28th June 2013, 07:37
Jesus.. Must have slashed the budget for the Sports babes. Clicked the first three (particularly the third) and it looks more like a medical journal on failed breast implants :sick

yeah not so much motorboating as international shipping.

darmstadt
28th June 2013, 07:43
Blimey, didn't know it was still going, and they have Readers Wives :winker:

Mich the Tester
28th June 2013, 07:46
Jesus.. Must have slashed the budget for the Sports babes.

I didn't know he was in charge of the babes budget.

Maybe he could update his old 'feeding the five thousand' routine for modern times?

Or come to think of it, eeeeuuuuwww :sick


:igmc:

darmstadt
28th June 2013, 07:47
I'll provide the cream (http://www.sundaysport.com/?p=11674) :laugh

doodab
28th June 2013, 07:53
Agony column is genius.

http://www.sundaysport.com/?p=11642



I AM 23, single and desperate to father a child but I just can’t seem to pull women.

I don’t know why because I have a good job as a roadsweeper and have my own room at my gran’s house. I am 4ft 10in and quite presentable because I shave my hair in a cool skinhead style to hide my baldness and most people can’t even tell I have a glass eye. So I’m offering myself to your lovely female readers who might want to get down to some shagging and get in the club. I am full of man juice because I only ever masturbate once a day, and I am willing to travel anywhere in my Reliant Robin. There must be loads of girls out there who want a sprog but can’t be bothered getting into a steady relationship – maybe you, for instance?

RH, Lancs

Pondlife
28th June 2013, 08:12
Agony column is genius.



KentPhilip?

But I think we're missing the real issue here folks.

WTF was Platypus googling for to stumble upon that article. I think we should be told.

doodab
28th June 2013, 08:20
KentPhilip?

But I think we're missing the real issue here folks.

WTF was Platypus googling for to stumble upon that article. I think we should be told.

This?

Chinese Zoo Keeper Shows Dedication By 'Licking Monkey's Bottom To Save His Life' (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/05/04/chinese-zoo-keeper-shows-dedication-by-licking-monkeys-bottom-to-save-his-life_n_1476795.html)

Mich the Tester
28th June 2013, 08:29
KentPhilip?

But I think we're missing the real issue here folks.

WTF was Platypus googling for to stumble upon that article. I think we should be told.

I did some work with the guys who run this rather ageing search page; Startpagina.nl | Jouw startpagina voor weer, verkeer en meer (http://www.startpagina.nl/)

You'd be amazed what people look for on the internet.

Platypus
28th June 2013, 08:47
oops