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    How do you pee?

    I have started to realise, that I always sit down to have a pee nowadays. I am, admittedly, from a household of 4 women, 1 man, so obviously it's easier, but I noticed the other day, I did this on client sites, when the family were miles away.

    Have I been emasculated, or is it simply easier?

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    Weirdo.
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #3
      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
      Weirdo.
      +1 with added freak.
      England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
        +1 with added freak.
        +2 - and you SIT on the client co's urinals?

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          #5
          This Scot tried sitting once, but it just hangs over the seat like a babies arm.
          "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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            #6
            Nope I stand up to siphon the python. Don't you just hate it when women leave the toilet seat down.

            You could always pee like a bob - squatting on the seat or some such thing they do.
            Free advice and opinions - refunds are available if you are not 100% satisfied.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Wanderer View Post
              Nope I stand up to Squirm the Worm.
              good man
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                No, it's always been standing up for me.

                Except if I'm feeling kinky, when I might lie on the ground, stick my legs in the air, and urinate on my face..

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                  #9
                  If I'm sober standing up.
                  After a night on the tiles, sitting down with my head in my hands.
                  If I'm having a senior moment, I take my tie out and pee down my leg.

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                    #10
                    The ability to pee (as a man) while sitting is a sign of a healthy prostate. Therefore it is in fact very manly. It also stops any females romantically involved in your life who clean the bathroom area from getting pissed off with you and thereby removing privileges. So it's good strategy too.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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