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    If aliens are watching, they would quickly conclude humans are the cruellest monkey in the breed, killing, torturing and starving fellow monkeys on other islands whilst enslaving them.

    All agree?

    one day at a time

    #2
    Dude, go easy on the spliff, man.
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      #3
      Originally posted by oscarose View Post
      If aliens are watching, they would quickly conclude humans are the cruellest monkey in the breed, killing, torturing and starving fellow monkeys on other islands whilst enslaving them.

      All agree?

      Nope.

      Firstly, we aren't monkeys, we are apes. The absence of a tail is the distinguishing factor.

      Secondly, other monkeys, and apes, are brutal killers as well.

      We just happen to be exceptionally creative and intelligent. It appears to be in the nature of creativity and intelligence that they are universally applicable, ergo we are as unusually creative and intelligent at slaughtering others as we are in any other sphere.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        We're not even apes (most of us anyway )

        And what other species gives up food and resources for members of the species they never even met?
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
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        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          Given the huge energy required to traverse from the nearest star system (4+ light years away) or the advanced technology required to warp space to get here, I don't think the greys would want to come here with a large "Coooeee" banner, a fanfare and a group of dancing, scantily clad alien birds.

          Hell, even I wish I had a cloaking device whenever I walk around the Peacocks Centre in Woking at lunchtime.
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            Firstly, we aren't monkeys, we are apes. The absence of a tail is the distinguishing factor.
            Splitting hairs again old chap.

            one day at a time

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              #7
              Originally posted by oscarose View Post
              If aliens are watching, they would quickly conclude humans are the cruellest monkey in the breed, killing, torturing and starving fellow monkeys on other islands whilst enslaving them.

              All agree?

              It depends what you mean by quickly
              (\__/)
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              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                Originally posted by oscarose View Post
                Splitting hairs again old chap.

                Not really. It's quite an important distinction.

                I suspect they would also conclude that some cetaceans are fairly brutal as well. Dolphins form organised rape gangs for example.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  What if they come to the conclusion that humans are not cruel enough ?

                  never judge an alien by your own standards. evah



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                    #10
                    What if they came to earth and assumed that the water was where the main life forms are being as most of our planet is water? Then they looked for the biggest creatures and tried to speak to them but after various ships ignored their communication they went home shaking their numerous heads ....
                    "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

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