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    I think I am being tulip on

    Am I? Or just being paranoid and delusional as per usual?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Yes.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      So after all this time you still can't tell?
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        I think I am being tulip on
        FTFY
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          Answer the following question:

          Am I being tulip on?

          if the answer is "Yes" then you are probably being tulip on
          if the answer is "not sure" then you are probably being tulip on
          if the answer is "no" then you are probably not being tulip on

          To paraphrase another trueism, if you can't tell which team member is eating tulips then you're the one getting parcels from Amsterdam
          Coffee's for closers

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            #6
            I've no idea. I find it all very confusing. I just nod and smile.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Am I? Or just being paranoid and delusional as per usual?
              Scat's a very difficult question.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Scat's a very difficult question.
                Thank fook, you're back.

                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Tulipheads:

                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Thank fook, you're back.

                    Mmmmm. The return of Churchill, 'the contracting super-ego', as opposed to Supremespods understated 'permie persona'.

                    Can only mean Spod has quit his permie role?
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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