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Lack of CO2 will kill us in the end....

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    Lack of CO2 will kill us in the end....

    New date set for the end of the world - Telegraph

    All animals and plants will vanish from the Earth, which will be inherited by tiny microbes before life disappears completely, a new study suggests.

    Ironically, Armageddon is going to arrive as a result of too little, rather than too much, carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.

    Currently experts are trying to find ways to cut levels of the greenhouse gas to prevent global warming running out of control.

    But as the Sun ages and grows hotter, greater evaporation and chemical reactions with rainwater will take away more and more carbon dioxide.

    In less than a billion years, its levels will be too low for photosynthesising plants to survive, say scientists. When that happens, life as we know it on Earth will cease to exist.


    Doomed!

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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    New date set for the end of the world - Telegraph

    All animals and plants will vanish from the Earth, which will be inherited by tiny microbes before life disappears completely, a new study suggests.

    Ironically, Armageddon is going to arrive as a result of too little, rather than too much, carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.

    Currently experts are trying to find ways to cut levels of the greenhouse gas to prevent global warming running out of control.

    But as the Sun ages and grows hotter, greater evaporation and chemical reactions with rainwater will take away more and more carbon dioxide.

    In less than a billion years, its levels will be too low for photosynthesising plants to survive, say scientists. When that happens, life as we know it on Earth will cease to exist.


    Doomed!
    Less than a billion years? I'd best start planning for that then...

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      #3
      I've started stockpiling CO2 already. Should be able to turn a tidy profit in a billion years time.
      Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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        #4
        Won't too much love have got us before then?

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          #5
          Earth's orbit is currently skimming along the inner edge of the so-called Goldilocks zone, and with this zone's steady expansion Earth will be firmly inside within three or four hundred million years, at which time the oceans will start evaporating over several more hundred million years until they have all gone.
          Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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            #6
            Obama, Camoron, Madonna, Bono... they are all ready to save the world. No worries.

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              #7
              Originally posted by KaiserWilly View Post
              Obama, Camoron, Madonna, Bono... they are all ready to save the world. No worries.
              If we burn them it will create some CO2. That might help the effort!

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                New date set for the end of the world - Telegraph

                All animals and plants will vanish from the Earth, which will be inherited by tiny microbes before life disappears completely, a new study suggests.

                Ironically, Armageddon is going to arrive as a result of too little, rather than too much, carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.

                Currently experts are trying to find ways to cut levels of the greenhouse gas to prevent global warming running out of control.

                But as the Sun ages and grows hotter, greater evaporation and chemical reactions with rainwater will take away more and more carbon dioxide.

                In less than a billion years, its levels will be too low for photosynthesising plants to survive, say scientists. When that happens, life as we know it on Earth will cease to exist.


                Doomed!
                There is already a technology that stimulates the growth of phytoplankton that consumes nitrates, phosphates and CO2, oxidises water and stimulates the growth of fish. It can be applied in oceans as well as small ponds and lakes . There is a similar technology that stimulates the photosynthesis process reducing the need for fertilisers and pesticides. The child has been born that will live to over 400 years of age and there are products that break down molecular structures of superbugs such as ECOLI and MRSA irrespective of whether they morph into another form.
                Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                  The child has been born that will live to over 400 years of age .
                  400 years. Wow. Imagine to blow the 400 candles in the cake.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                    There is already a technology that stimulates the growth of phytoplankton that consumes nitrates, phosphates and CO2, oxidises water and stimulates the growth of fish. It can be applied in oceans as well as small ponds and lakes . There is a similar technology that stimulates the photosynthesis process reducing the need for fertilisers and pesticides. The child has been born that will live to over 400 years of age and there are products that break down molecular structures of superbugs such as ECOLI and MRSA irrespective of whether they morph into another form.
                    Good sales pitch; I suppose you're on 20%.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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