'Er indoors

[MarillionFan]

So what do you call the missus? Er indoors, she who must be obeyed, the old ball and chain.

What names have you got for your missus or fella indoors if you're that way inclined

[SimonMac]

So what do you call the missus? Er indoors, she who must be obeyed, the old ball and chain.

What names have you got for your missus or fella indoors if you're that way inclined

Erm, I usually call her by her name?

[Old Greg]

So what do you call the missus? Er indoors, she who must be obeyed, the old ball and chain.

What names have you got for your missus or fella indoors if you're that way inclined

Wife.

[Old Greg]

Erm, I usually call her by her name?

Ronald or Ron?

[suityou01]

So what do you call the missus? Er indoors, she who must be obeyed, the old ball and chain.

What names have you got for your missus or fella indoors if you're that way inclined

I call mine "Flower". She's so indoctrinated if I call her by her real name she gets all huffy.

Daughter is called Petal, as she is a Petal from the Flower.

Syrupy enough?

[Mich the Tester]

Mrs MF

[DimPrawn]

Sweet tits.

[Mich the Tester]

Depends which one of us is sub for the day.

[SimonMac]

I call mine "Flower". She's so indoctrinated if I call her by her real name she gets all huffy.

Daughter is called Petal, as she is a Petal from the Flower.

Syrupy enough?

Are the boys weeds then?

[MarillionFan]

I call mine "Flower". She's so indoctrinated if I call her by her real name she gets all huffy.

Daughter is called Petal, as she is a Petal from the Flower.

Syrupy enough?

That's a joke right?

I call my kids snotty and tulipty.