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Plan 9, from outer space

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    Plan 9, from outer space

    I'm thinking of taking over the Earth. How viable is it? Will I run into any difficulties?
    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

    #2
    Not really, O alien. Humankind is a backward and silly species, still in thrall to weird illogical beliefs and practices. It would be relatively easy to take over.
    However, Earth is also quickly turning into a tuliphole.
    So, move on, there's nothing for you here.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by VectraMan
      I'm thinking of taking over the Earth. How viable is it? Will I run into any difficulties?
      Classic movie, Plan 9 , its sooooo bad its good

      www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine

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        #4
        Originally posted by VectraMan
        I'm thinking of taking over the Earth. How viable is it? Will I run into any difficulties?
        I recall that under Schedule E all Global Takeovers are subject to VAT and resultant profits are taxable at source, you should check the OutLand Revenue at the Ministry of Plenty for further details and the relevant tax forms.

        Apart from that its a piece of cake.

        But who wants the World ?

        Not me.

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          #5
          Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
          you should check the OutLand Revenue at the Ministry of Plenty
          Or else they break your toes with a hummer...

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            #6
            Originally posted by VectraMan
            I'm thinking of taking over the Earth. How viable is it? Will I run into any difficulties?
            I would suggest doing some land searches for Earth because there is a rumour it is in the path of a proposed galactic highway.
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              #7
              Originally posted by VectraMan
              I'm thinking of taking over the Earth. How viable is it? Will I run into any difficulties?
              We conquered the Earth in the 22nd Century so have beaten you to it.

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                #8
                Not yet you haven't....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  Not yet you haven't....
                  Time is relative. I'm visiting this forum from the Space Year 17,000 (just before those pesky war rockets from Hyperon turned up).

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