Signs the apocalypse is coming

[minestrone]

I seen a seagull eating a dead pigeon yesterday.

That can't be right.

[sasguru]

I seen a seagull eating a dead pigeon yesterday.

That can't be right.

You're right, it's not.
It should be "I saw a seagull eating a dead pigeon yesterday".

[MarillionFan]

You're right, it's not.
It should be "I saw a seagull eating a dead pigeon yesterday".

[SimonMac]

You're right, it's not.
It should be "I saw a seagull eating a dead pigeon yesterday".

POTD

[Mich the Tester]

You're right, it's not.
It should be "I saw a seagull eating a dead pigeon yesterday".

But would everything be alright if the seagull was eating a live pigeon?

[Old Greg]

You're right, it's not.
It should be "I saw a seagull eating a dead pigeon yesterday".

Falling standards of literacy do correlate with collapsing civilizations so he may be onto something.

On a related note, I saw a sculpture in Shannon Airport departure lounge called 'Spirit of Duty Free', a tribute to the soaring power of cut price booze and an ill omen, I fear.

[suityou01]

You're right, it's not.
It should be "I saw a seagull eating a dead pigeon yesterday".

He speaks good English for an unwashed heathen barbarian.

[scooterscot]

He speaks good English for an unwashed heathen barbarian.

Actually it's "You're correct... "

Das ist richtig

[Old Greg]

Actually it's "You're correct... "

Das ist richtig

"Right" is fine.

[sasguru]

Actually it's "You're correct... "

Das ist richtig

Says the imbecile who doesn't know the difference between "shall" and "will".