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    The OCD thread

    1,2,3 <touches toes>
    Cough <pats chest 3 times><rubs belly 3 times>
    <stamps feet>

    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Have you got wind?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Have you got wind?
      You're full of it, and it's warm.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Have you got wind?
        He's a billy goat gruff.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
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            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally Posted by sasguru
              Have you got wind?


              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              He's a billy goat guff.
              FTFY
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                I do find it hard to go into staples and not leave with a new set of pens.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  I do find it hard to go into staples and not leave with a new set of pens.
                  I go for a bouquet of freshly sharpened 2H pencils.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...ml#post1763946
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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