Grammar and punctuation standards have improved over the decade

[sasguru]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/5209494.stm



One has only to see the difference between the oldies and the young whippersnappers on this forum to know what a pile of tulipe this is.

[The Lone Gunman]

Not on ere they avnt!

[Dalek Supreme]

It's true I tell you. A-level students have become 50% cleverer since 1997. How can you argue otherwise? These are official government figures and well within the confines of evolutionary theory. Under New Labour school leavers have evolved in a new species, homo superior. You can see it just by looking at one of this year's A-level students...



By the end of New Labour's current term of office, school leavers will have dispensed with the need for physical form altogether and will have evolved into beings of pure energy.

[bogeyman]

By the end of New Labour's current term of office, school leavers will have dispensed with the need for physical form altogether and will have evolved into beings of pure energy.

Agree DS, but your conclusion is wrong. It should read...

By the end of New Labour's current term of office, school leavers will have dispensed with the need for physical form altogether and will have evolved into beings of pure lethargy.

[Dalek Supreme]

Careful, Bogey, you're so sharp today I fear you might cut yourself.

[Denny]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/5209494.stm



One has only to see the difference between the oldies and the young whippersnappers on this forum to know what a pile of tulipe this is.

Too right - dogs
2rite - pups

[NickIT]

It's true I tell you. A-level students have become 50% cleverer since 1997. How can you argue otherwise? These are official government figures and well within the confines of evolutionary theory. Under New Labour school leavers have evolved in a new species, homo superior. You can see it just by looking at one of this year's A-level students...



By the end of New Labour's current term of office, school leavers will have dispensed with the need for physical form altogether and will have evolved into beings of pure energy.

Since when have Daleks been reasonable? !

[Fleetwood]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/5209494.stm

One has only to see the difference between the oldies and the young whippersnappers on this forum to know what a pile of tulipe this is.

Indeed.
Harumph!

[Diestl]

Spell checkers and Grammar checkers must skew the results.

[Phoenix]

I still buy my fruit and veg in lb and oz..............

C'mon it's been many a long furlong since we used this crap....and we're all still alive