I think he's here with Lizzie on the ferry traveling round the Western Isles.
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Originally posted by MrsGoofI think he's here with Lizzie on the ferry traveling round the Western Isles.
They have the same supercilious manner, I must say.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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I heard he'd booked a camping holiday in the car park of Mad O' Rourke's Pie Factory in Tipton and is currently munching through his fifth Desperate Dan pie of the day.Comment
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Originally posted by Dalek SupremeI heard he'd booked a camping holiday in the car park of Mad O' Rourke's Pie Factory in Tipton and is currently munching through his fifth Desperate Dan pie of the day.
<sheds tear from eye...>If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperDAh yes, the sawdust floor and the pints of Old Wallop...
<sheds tear from eye...>
Old Wallop is what the Davey's wine bars sell (which is rebadged Directors).
Yes, I have similar fond memories of all the Little Pubs, sadly no more.Comment
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In all seriousness, I think you will find that he knee deep in the brown stuff after two killed in bouncy castle disaster
It seems that the roaps holding him down snapped.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxLumphammer, old chap.
Old Wallop is what the Davey's wine bars sell (which is rebadged Directors).
Yes, I have similar fond memories of all the Little Pubs, sadly no more.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Monster eater retires
Apparently he's in india
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/5213238.stm
"On one famous occasion, the man who locally became known as Theeta (monster eater) took advantage of a local restaurant's "unlimited meals" coupon.
He reputedly scoffed three bucketfuls of rice, one bucket of fish curry and 10 kgs of cooked meat. "Comment
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No, no, I'd heard he's just attended the innaugural meeting of the Association of Independent Competitive EatersI'm Spartacus.Comment
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Originally posted by Spartacus
Perhaps they could introduce a handicap system by having one (or more) starving African children set out in front of them while they competatively gorge.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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