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    Samsung Galaxy S3 explodes, turns young woman into 'burnt pig' ? The Register

    A young Swiss woman reportedly received second and third degree burns when her Samsung Galaxy S3 smartphone exploded in her trousers.

    According to a report in the French-language Le Matin of Lausanne, Switzerland, 18-year-old Fanny Schlatter was on her job as an apprentice painter, loading paint cans into her boss' truck, when her smartphone exploded in her trousers.
    no jokes about getting the painters in,

    must remember not to put my phone in my pocket don't want roasted nuts.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Fanny Schlatter was on her job as an apprentice painter
    Reminds me of this clip which has me in tears everytime...

    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #3
      "Fanny Schlatter" - yes it sounds like it was.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        when a man grows old
        and his balls get cold
        and the tip of his pr1ck turns blue
        far from the life of contracting strife
        he can tell you a tale or two

        So pull up a seat, and put up your feet
        I'll tell you a tale while we natter,
        About old Vetran and Zeity the Gorn,
        And a bird called Fanny Schlatter



        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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