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    Ostrich

    Just got one. Even more fun than an emu.

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      #3
      When it lays an egg, you'll know where it got its name from...
      I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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        #4
        when hmrc get in touch, you will be able to tell them to do what your Ostrich does, 'stick yer bill up yer @rse'
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          World War I was started by a hungry ostrich, so make sure you don't forget to feed it.
          Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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            #6
            Originally posted by GB9 View Post
            Just got one. Even more fun than an emu.
            Hope you bought it through the Company
            How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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              #7
              Wasn't there an investment scheme involving ostriches a few years ago? I wonder how that went..

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                #8
                Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
                Wasn't there an investment scheme involving ostriches a few years ago? I wonder how that went..
                Trust me, it'll come good in the end....just give it a few more years

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