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    Latter Day Saints

    I was accosted by a couple of Mormons yesterday - good teeth, dressed in suits. They asked me if I'd ever read the Book of Mormon.

    No, I replied, but I've seen the musical.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

    #2
    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I was accosted by a couple of Mormons yesterday - good teeth, dressed in suits. They asked me if I'd ever read the Book of Mormon.

    No, I replied, but I've seen the musical.
    I read it. worraloada Shoite
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #3
      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      No, I replied, but I've seen the musical.
      What musical? Mohammad Superstar?

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        #4
        Originally posted by KaiserWilly View Post
        What musical? Mohammad Superstar?
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boo...ormon_(musical)

        From the South Park guys so thats all you need to know about the level its pitched at
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #5
          It was banging on about some guys going from the middle east to South america on an old raft.
          So I asked them why they did not take the concepts of coinage and the wheel to South America.

          The Mormons told me that God made them forget.
          what about iron ?
          he made them forget about sinful iron as well.

          worraloada Shoite
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            It was banging on about some guys going from the middle east to South america on an old raft.
            So I asked them why they did not take the concepts of coinage and the wheel to South America.

            The Mormons told me that God made them forget.
            what about iron ?
            he made them forget about sinful iron as well.

            worraloada Shoite
            So do Mormons suffer from Alzheimer's then?
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              So do Mormons suffer from Alzheimer's then?
              They suffer from teetotalism.

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                #8
                They don't come around to my house anymore, nor do Jehova Witnesses :-(

                I think they have given up as I am so happy to have someone to vent my counter apologetics on, after having to keep it bottled up to avoid upsetting my young earth creationalist in laws, that they cannot get away for ages.
                "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
                  They don't come around to my house anymore, nor do Jehova Witnesses :-(

                  I think they have given up as I am so happy to have someone to vent my counter apologetics on, after having to keep it bottled up to avoid upsetting my young earth creationalist in laws, that they cannot get away for ages.
                  Yes, they blacklisted me eventually after lengthy conversations about the Book of Exodus.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
                    They don't come around to my house anymore, nor do Jehova Witnesses :-(
                    I told them that I survive via regular blood transfusions…they never came back
                    Growing old is mandatory
                    Growing up is optional

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