Australians can't...

[Mich the Tester]

- bat
- bowl
- field
- scrummage
- tackle
- run
- pass
- kick

So in the spirit of optimism and generosity, what can they do?

[shaunbhoy]

- bat
- bowl
- field
- scrummage
- tackle
- run
- pass
- kick

So in the spirit of optimism and generosity, what can they do?

bulltulip?

[Pondlife]

- bat
- bowl
- field
- scrummage
- tackle
- run
- pass
- kick

So in the spirit of optimism and generosity, what can they do?

They do pour a good pint sometimes.*




*This is not a comment on the quality of Aussie lager, more of their vocation in life.

[Mich the Tester]

They do pour a good pint sometimes.*




*This is not a comment on the quality of Aussie lager, more of their vocation in life.

Beat me to it, I was going to say they can pull a pint of Castlemaine sheep's piss.

[barrydidit]

- bat
- bowl
- field
- scrummage
- tackle
- run
- pass
- kick

So in the spirit of optimism and generosity, what can they do?

Drink. Smoke. Shout 'Ausie Ausie Ausie' outside peoples windows at 3am. Oh, and decorate the pavement

[d000hg]

They can't swim either based on the last Games.

[Mich the Tester]

bulltulip?

Definitely good at that; Aus has now become the PC capital of the world. They used to be a bit rough, but refreshingly honest and pretty good at sport (maybe those things are related), now it's an 'elf and safety obsessed materialistic overpriced dump and they're tulipe at sport.

[Mich the Tester]

They can't swim either based on the last Games.

One of them can ride a bike, but only after they disqualified Vicky Pendleton because the Aussie woman fell off.

[sasguru]

Drink. Smoke. Shout 'Ausie Ausie Ausie' outside peoples windows at 3am. Oh, and decorate the pavement

They are noisy, inconsiderate fookers in general.

[EternalOptimist]

Politically correct anuses. I've been saying it for years.
The rural aussies are ok. in fact they are excellent, with a lot of crocodile dundee type attitudes, but the city folk are truly awful.