When do you give up on a bonk?

[vetran]

So you have been at it for hours but it isn't happening, when do you admit defeat?

OK its a parody thread.

When NLYUK falls asleep?
When SAS comes home?
Just before the condom catches fire?
Hell I'm on AndyW's mum I always finish

[Troll]

So you have been at it for hours but it isn't happening, when do you admit defeat?

OK its a parody thread.

Usually when the fat lady sings

[KentPhilip]

In my case: when she starts hoovering.

[Paddy]

After taking a blue pill and it is still limp

[SimonMac]

So you have been at it for hours but it isn't happening, when do you admit defeat?

OK its a parody thread.

When NLYUK falls asleep?
When SAS comes home?
Just before the condom catches fire?
Hell I'm on AndyW's mum I always finish

When I am done, if she is still left wanting that's her problem not mine

[Alias]

So you have been at it for hours but it isn't happening, when do you admit defeat?

OK its a parody thread.

When NLYUK falls asleep?
When SAS comes home?
Just before the condom catches fire?
Hell I'm on AndyW's mum I always finish

You are MF and I claim my £5...

[vetran]

You are MF and I claim my £5...

I am not and I claim my free Rep!

[eek]

I am not and I claim my free Rep!

Sorry but

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to vetran again.

[zoco]

When I start to get a dent in me bonnet

[vetran]

Sorry but

That's allright EEK you have already satisfied me totally this morning