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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Just practising“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Holiday breeding was curtailed due to mosquito bite on end of knob"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostHoliday breeding was curtailed due to mosquito bite on end of knob
I once got stung by nettles on my knob. Stood there pissing in a lay by and a gust of wind blew a nettle onto my bell end. It swelled up like a purple light bulb and I had to rub ointment into it for a few days. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostHoliday breeding was curtailed due to mosquito bite on end of knobLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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You'd think she'd have been pleased it was twice as big.
Also Mich, we don't want to know about you rubbing ointment onto you swollen purple end. Well those who do can PM you...Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostAlso Mich, we don't want to know about you rubbing ointment onto you swollen purple end. Well those who do can PM you...And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostOwwww
I once got stung by nettles on my knob. Stood there pissing in a lay by and a gust of wind blew a nettle onto my bell end. It swelled up like a purple light bulb and I had to rub ointment into it for a few days. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!Comment
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