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Who's working in online payment systems then?
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
Originally posted by doodab View Post
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras. -
Well I'm on SEPA, not really online as such but online-able as in DD's and CT's in and out and on us and non-on us and all that shiite..
Knowing what I now know about payments systems, well, let's not got there.
Introduce off shore Bobs and well...
To balance it up a bit I'm working with three Indian lads on this and they are quality, not the typical Bobs.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostBe extra vigilant when interviewing. One of candidates could be this guy newly benched. I suggest a series of mindless, overly vague java based questions to root out the imposter.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI'm guessing that if you found yourself trapped in a wet paper bag programming wouldn't be your preferred means of escapeComment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostBe extra vigilant when interviewing. One of candidates could be this guy newly benched. I suggest a series of mindless, overly vague java based questions to root out the imposter.
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Originally posted by aussielong View PostIt's never your fault is it love?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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That is $25,269,512,430 per day interest at .01% per annum.
Now to retire.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostWell I'm on SEPA, not really online as such but online-able as in DD's and CT's in and out and on us and non-on us and all that shiite..
Knowing what I now know about payments systems, well, let's not got there.
Introduce off shore Bobs and well...
To balance it up a bit I'm working with three Indian lads on this and they are quality, not the typical Bobs.I am Brad. I do more than the needful and drive the market rates up by not bobbing my head.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostDid it get wet before or after he got trapped?
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to mudskipper again.Comment
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