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    Advice please

    Now then dudes, some input please.

    Getting lots of jip of some fulgy little hilter bint at work with more chips than McCains. Been very calm so far (see left), but reached the end of the line. Already offered her my job if she wants to try - although the in-bred slag can't even work Excel nevermind highly complex SQL on big data. Very rude and aggressive and spreads BS around the office to non-technical stuff putting dev team down despite the team delivering on highly complex requirements and being under-resourced.

    On the warpath next week...

    one day at a time

    #2
    I find calm and condescending normally works or alternatively getting her on side by giving her something that improves the efficiency of her work. Try showing her how to do pivot tables that normally perplexs most people using Excel.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Buy her some chocolates but coat them in Ex-Lax
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #4
        Be calm and smile at her.

        Give her some of your daft and silly homilies that grace your posts here.

        Shine benignly at her Buddah style.

        (Your misogynistic streak is showing through, I'd watch that if I were you.)
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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          #5
          Ignore.... act as if nothing's wrong, and always smile and say hello when you pass her.

          Eventually she´ll feel stupid.
          I'm alright Jack

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            #6
            I'll have to keep reminding myself that patience acceptance is a virtue and not rise

            A sad fact of life to see many good people degraded by tramps
            one day at a time

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Punch her in the face.
              FTFY

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                #8
                She probably just needs a good hard shag.

                I'm afraid you are just going to have to lie forward and think of England.....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
                  FTFY
                  Outrageous. I take serious umbridge at the suggestion that I would punch a woman in the face. Seriously out of order and wrong!!!

                  You should stick to the body. The bruises arent visible and
                  It can be a useful extra form of after sex contraception.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    She probably just needs a good hard shag.

                    I'm afraid you are just going to have to lie forward and think of England.....
                    I'll pass her on buddy...black bag required and a muzzle.

                    one day at a time

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