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    America is come to realise that America is in the grip of neilism that has never been seen before and if I told people at home about these Nealists they would never believe these things were happening in America.

    To put these things in perspective we need to do some blue sky thinking.

    When I was growing up in India my mother would hang a dead cat in the garden to distract the vermins so we could eat outside without being vexed by these pests.

    I propose to virtualise this concept and create decoy websites that will attract these neilists from their targets. *In this way these websites will be safe from this villunous traffic which will be attracted to the decoy as is vermin to a carcass.

    The challenges of this approach are the implementation but as a virtualisation expert I hope to host a series of seminars in Uk in coming months where I can attract monies from interesting parties to develop these ideas further and ask for assistance to buy me some hi end blade servers to host the bare metal wax vms hyper visors that will be demo environment that I can use on this uk roadshow.
    Last edited by Mister Murphy; 21 July 2013, 13:55.

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      #3
      Why is this stupid sockie still here?
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #4
        This thread was reported by one of our more serious techies as being too dumb to stay in Technical.

        So I thought I'd give you all a laugh...
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mister Murphy View Post
          America is come to realise that America is in the grip of neilism that has never been seen before and if I told people at home about these Nealists they would never believe these things were happening in America.

          To put these things in perspective we need to do some blue sky thinking.

          When I was growing up in India my mother would hang a dead cat in the garden to distract the vermins so we could eat outside without being vexed by these pests.

          I propose to virtualise this concept and create decoy websites that will attract these neilists from their targets. *In this way these websites will be safe from this villunous traffic which will be attracted to the decoy as is vermin to a carcass.

          The challenges of this approach are the implementation but as a virtualisation expert I hope to host a series of seminars in Uk in coming months where I can attract monies from interesting parties to develop these ideas further and ask for assistance to buy me some hi end blade servers to host the bare metal wax vms hyper visors that will be demo environment that I can use on this uk roadshow.
          Already been done. CUK is a decoy website for actual work related ones.
          "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

          https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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            #6
            Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
            Already been done. CUK is a decoy website for actual work

            FTFY
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mister Murphy View Post
              America is come to realise that America is in the grip of neilism that has never been seen before and if I told people at home about these Nealists they would never believe these things were happening in America.

              To put these things in perspective we need to do some blue sky thinking.

              When I was growing up in India my mother would hang a dead cat in the garden to distract the vermins so we could eat outside without being vexed by these pests.

              I propose to virtualise this concept and create decoy websites that will attract these neilists from their targets. *In this way these websites will be safe from this villunous traffic which will be attracted to the decoy as is vermin to a carcass.

              The challenges of this approach are the implementation but as a virtualisation expert I hope to host a series of seminars in Uk in coming months where I can attract monies from interesting parties to develop these ideas further and ask for assistance to buy me some hi end blade servers to host the bare metal wax vms hyper visors that will be demo environment that I can use on this uk roadshow.
              Is this the cult of Neil Armstrong or the cult of Neil Young we are worried about? Or is it the cult of kneeling?
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mister Murphy View Post
                this villunous traffic
                Ah, it's Swati! Hi Swati!

                Or was it Chetty?

                I forget...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by cojak View Post
                  This thread was reported by one of our more serious techies as being too dumb to stay in Technical.

                  So I thought I'd give you all a laugh...
                  Hang on there are serious people on here?
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                    Hang on there are serious people on here?
                    No, serious techies. Technies != people.
                    "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                    https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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