Right that is it, the toys have left the pram..................

[SimonMac]

I can handle code monkeys producing crap code to be delpoyed, I can handle test monkeys breaking environments as its basically their job to break things, I can handle PM's not signing time sheets so my payments are late but when the coffee machine runs out of beans so I am left with the choice of decaff or tea, that is the limit of my patience!!!!!!

There's not even a Costa or a Starbucks I could make a trip too

[suityou01]

I can handle code monkeys producing crap code to be delpoyed, I can handle test monkeys breaking environments as its basically their job to break things, I can handle PM's not signing time sheets so my payments are late but when the coffee machine runs out of beans so I am left with the choice of decaff or tea, that is the limit of my patience!!!!!!

There's not even a Costa or a Starbucks I could make a trip too

Are you sure you're cut out for contracting?

[SimonMac]

Are you sure you're cut out for contracting?

I have a good warchest, zero expenses, one of my highest rates to day and on 7 day payment terms so don't mind waiting an extra week for the cash to come through

[suityou01]

I have a good warchest, zero expenses, one of my highest rates to day and on 7 day payment terms so don't mind waiting an extra week for the cash to come through

Sounds idyllic. Are you sure about zero expenses? Sounds like you need a decent accountant.

Oh and a lawyer for the pending IR35 investigation of course.

[MarillionFan]

I have a good warchest, zero expenses, one of my highest rates to day and on 7 day payment terms so don't mind waiting an extra week for the cash to come through

Wish I had £100 in the bank and a £7 an hour contract.

Suity.

[SimonMac]

Sounds idyllic. Are you sure about zero expenses? Sounds like you need a decent accountant.

Oh and a lawyer for the pending IR35 investigation of course.

I could cycle to work if I wanted to, but I don't want to!

80 miles a week in mileage is all I am claiming on this one, mush better than the 600+ miles I used to claim on my last contract, and no accommodation to pay either as i am at home

[suityou01]

I could cycle to work if I wanted to, but I don't want to!

80 miles a week in mileage is all I am claiming on this one, mush better than the 600+ miles I used to claim on my last contract, and no accommodation to pay either as i am at home

You charge YourCo rent, right?

[SimonMac]

You charge YourCo rent, right?

I pay for office space elsewhere so MyCo and home are two separate entaties

[Paddy]

I could cycle to work if I wanted to, but I don't want to!

80 miles a week in mileage is all I am claiming on this one, mush better than the 600+ miles I used to claim on my last contract, and no accommodation to pay either as i am at home

Take a leaf out of the MPs cook book and designate your main home in Scotland

[doodab]

I have a good warchest, zero expenses, one of my highest rates to day and on 7 day payment terms so don't mind waiting an extra week for the cash to come through

But no coffee.